Thursday, February 16, 2017

Happy president's day knock knock and one liners jokes 2017




Happy presidents day knock knock and one liners jokes 2017: - hey there and welcome back to the our blog and in my previous article I shared President Day Clip art Card Ecard Greetings And Coloring Pages To Print and I hope you enjoyed that and that is the very best article that can help you to collect printable cards. By the way here I want to share some president day history that you should know if you are resident of America. George Washington is the first president of America and this is the birthday of washington’s. boosh, obama and many more presidents were come and gone and now Donald trump is the president of America. 
Happy president's day knock knock and one liners jokes 2017
Happy president's day knock knock and one liners jokes 2017


Happy presidents day knock knock and one liners jokes 2017


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Knock knock jokes and one liner jokes of president day


Q: Why is Abraham Lincoln like a bloodhound tracking someone?
A: They're both on the (s)cent!
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Q: If you crossed a vegetable with our first president, what would you get?
A: George Squashington!
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Q: What did Washington ask as he crossed the Delaware?
A: "How much did the reserved seats cost?"presidents day jokes

Q: Why did George Washington put a chicken on guard duty?
A: He wanted to have "chicken catch a Tory."
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Q: What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
A: One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.
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Teacher: Why did Washington chop down the cherry tree with a hatchet?
Student: Because he couldn’t find the chain saw.
presidents day jokes one liners

1. I know only two tunes: one of them is ‘Yankee Doodle’, and the other one isn’t. -Ulysses S. Grant presidents day jokes one liners
2. I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. -George Washington presidents day knock knock jokes
3. If hard work is not another name for talent, it is the best possible substitute for it. -James Garfield presidents day funny jokes
4. Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. -Thomas Jefferson presidents day jokes one liners
5. You don’t get everything you want. A dictatorship would be a lot easier. -George W. Bush
6. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. -Ronald Reagan dirty presidents day jokes
7. We should live our lives as though Christ were coming this afternoon. -Jimmy Carter short presidents day jokes
8. Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. … Because it’s only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential. -Barack Obama funny president day jokes
9. There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America. -Bill Clinton presidents day jokes one liners
10. History, in general, only informs us what bad government is. -Thomas Jefferson presidents day jokes
 

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